Mental Midgets of Mayhem

Two more for The I-Files. Today’s mentions go to …

… A male African-American driver of a silver Chevrolet Monte Carlo with Maryland “Communications Workers Association” specialty tag 0092. This fellow felt the need, on US29 South, just past US40 to come up behind me at some incredible speed. I was moving at a clip somewhat above the speed limit, myself, so I know that this guy was really flying. He came to within about six inches of my rear bumper, before swerving to the far left lane (I was in the far right lane at the time). He then felt the need to swerve back across three lanes of traffic before speeding on out of sight.

… Another male African-American driver, this time in a pimped out, metalic green Mercedes station wagon, MD tag 9AM-H51. This driver was traveling in the far left lane of eastbound MD175 at US29. Without signal, and with no warning, he locked his brakes, and then cut across both traffic lanes and into the exit ramp for US29 northbound, cutting off and nearly hitting two cars.

As I mentioned previously, the police departments’ supposed crack-down on agressive driving is an insult to the tax payers who are trying to drive like reasonable adults. My next car is going to be a 1967 Chevrolet Biscayne. It’s all steel. Everywhere. F— with me. I dare you.