You know, I really don’t want to know the circumstances of these two entries…

I’ll just say that we were fully clothed when I wrote — and thought of — both of them.

yeah……………………..right!!

Additional concerns at our house include a large cold mastiff nose in unexpected places and bird talons. Hell, people who come to our house need body armor!

body armor or, at the least, some kind of goober-absorbent textile!

Just a little update here. The other day, without thinking, I picked up Shadow (our clawed kitty) without a shirt on. He did not stick his little claws into me! If I have a shirt on, he digs right in (ouch!). I don’t get it.