Women Who Play Cello …
… should not wear skirts. They tend to look like they’re giving birth to a Spruce tree!
And, while we’re at it, if they want a large, vibrating piece of wood between their legs, there are plenty of other, more pleasurable ways I can think of to get it there.
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December 7th, 2006 in
Instrumentatia, Music Notes

did’ja ever watch The Witches Of Eastwick?
I have played the cello since age 8 and have the habit of playing in the dark before bedtime so I seldom wear a skirt during practice. When I perform Tho’ I do wear a skirt. I can think of nothing more pleasurable that a 200 year old piece of french wood vibrating between my legs LOL. Besides most men find it attractive. LOL